I found your fake book!

As I have had my share of clingy girls as Levo can attest, I have learned various techniques that they try to use. Girls have crazy techniques to try to continue the relationship with you or see you again or talk to you again. One of them is leaving things at your house and then purposely messaging you back and saying, "I left my watch at your house." It is just a way of getting their foot in the door to speak with you again. Sometimes though they even go beyond this and fake that they left something at your house. This is for the brief hope that they will either get to come over to "look for it", get you to talk to them on the phone or something in between. Sometimes it could be a cell phone and sometimes it could be a book. Breastasaurus actually sent me a message that said "I left my pediatric book at your house. Can you look for it?" when she had a nursing test coming up. To quote my boy Levo, "Ohh my friend the key to a good lie is details".

"Pediatric"...very classy.

I did decide to text her back...

that

"I found your fake book!"